Ive been so terrible with my blog!!!! Apologises I just so happening to be having the time of my life.
But Bangkok looking back can only really be described in one word. Mental. We really threw ourselves in the deep end staying at a hotel before our tour which was outside a scrap metal heap yard and a brothel. Tuk tuks were a small joy and taxi men were complete arseholes. I was thankful to start to tour with contiki so I didn't leave Bangkok with a bad aftertaste. We visited the Grand Palace, did the khlongs river tour and reclining Buddha which were just amazing. Sian and I escaped to Lumphini for the day just to get out of the crazyness of Bangkok. It had a pretty nice national park and street market. The street food I LOVED but I'm pretty sure like any typical westerner it made me ill as a dog. for 50 baht you get a bowl with no idea whats in it other than knowing it was delicious. Later I discovered one of the ingredients was fish balls but christ knows what else is in there!
We left Bangkok and took an overnight train to Chaing Mai. The train itself was hilarious, drinking beer offered by ladyboys and dancing in the gangways. Our tour guide said it would be the best night sleep we'd ever had...well, someone was telling aussie porkies, and had clearly never slept on the top bunk before. The next day we were working on 2 hours sleep visiting chang Mai temple and being blessed by a monk. Later on we did cooking course and inbetween the meals I could not stop throwing up. Bad case of the "Bali Belly" and sadly didn't even get to eat the meal I made.Luckily they gave us a recipe book to remember everything so when I'm home I can made a mean Pad Thai!
The next day we moved onto Chang Rai were we stopped off at an amazing temple called "the white temple." I'll be sure to put pictures on facebook eventually! We also visited a hilltribe of tinnnyyyyy little people with long necks and big flesh tunnels. Emo boys havent got shit on these guys. So crazy to see how people live on literally nothing. That night we checked out the street markets and the guys ordered some deep fried bugs. Sadly my Bali belly wasn't into deep fried waterbug but one day on this tour i'll try some.
which now leads me to travelling to Laos. Crossing the border was amusing in itself. You literally get your departure ticket stamped in thailand, jump on a small canoe and cross a river and pay 35 dollars and your in Laos! The first day we stayed in a remote village which literally had one shop were a bought a blanket for 30,000 kip. The kip kind of makes me feel a bit gangster as it's only 11,000 kip to the pound, but rocking up with a million kip in my bag I felt I could of owned anything in Laos. The place itself it so beautiful. its crazy to think in the seventies how much this placed was affected by the Vietnam war. one bomb every 8 minutes for 9 years does not sound like my cup of tea.
But weve been here for two days now and i've loved every minute of it. Yesterday we took a bike ride around luang prabang and stopped off at the crazy snake man stall to take a shot of "fermented snake"...I can only described it as an incredibly strong whiskey that after a few seconds you have a weird sensation of floating and feeling like Popeye, then the fact that you just drank snake hits you and you feel like you want to vom. Another interesting experience has gotta be riding a bicycle whilst high on snake juice through Laotian traffic. Essex drunk driving at its new peak.
After checking out another temple (feeling very spiritual on this journey ha) we all hit the town for dinner, the water buffalo burger washed down with a strong jack daniels for only 4 pounds...I was in my element. The laotian people bend over backwards for you and there quite happy to do it too.
Which now leads me up to today...probably one of my best mornings so far, the elephant trek through the jungle. It only really hit me whilst typing this how incredibly lucky I am to be doing this. Gone are the days were I wake up with an ounce of dread of my shoulders ready for another day working in retail, today I woke up and thought...I'm going to go ride an elephant. The pictures and videos are amazing so I cant wait to show you guys! the man Cam said I was a born natural, maybe i've found my new career path? Topshop retail dog turned elephant whisperer?
Now were just killing time until we visit the waterfalls today. Its fairly chilly for Laos but i've been okay in my playsuit and "thongs" as the aussies call them. Off to have lunch with the girls. another great thing about this tour is the people. Apart from a couple from Devon were the only Brits on tour. But its made the experience so much more enjoyable and i've learnt so much from the aussies and canadians. The british couple are planning to move to Sydney after this tour so we luckily have a place to crash when we get there! Even though theres 30 of us, its a really close group and everyones looking after each other when were sick which is nice. Its only been 5 days but it feels like i've known everyone for a lot longer, and already im forgetting what my own accent sounds like. Im trying my hardest not to sound aussie but now it rolls off the tongue haha.
Okay well thats it for now! Be sure to update when I can xxxx