My snobbery of Essex once again.

So I'm on Facebook, which is no surprise since this will always be on a daily basis.

And I come across this facebook group "Who's up for a Silent Disco?" (Essex)

The group is basically about having a Silent Disco in the Essex region, which made me laugh at loud. Im sorry but Silent Disco's have been around for YEARS. They are a quality concept and what? Essex has only just realised it might be a good idea?

One of the many reasons I move back to Southampton. The Essex nightlife is like taking your parents out to the cinema. You don't want to be seen out with them, your not that fussed about the film but it's something to kill the time.

Of course I'm not suggesting that Southampton is the number one place to be. But it is a damn sight better than Essex if you want a cheap GOOD night out. Being in Essex makes me try and drink myself into an oblivion only to be pissed off because there's no decent music to dance to. Don't even get me started on Mayhem.

I guess in Essex your clubbing days are over the day you turn 18. Yes I see the irony in that, but we all know the skirts that flaunt around the Essex nightlife are barely legal, and funnily enough look at YOU like you should be tucked up in bed watching Coronation Street.

Come to Southampton my lovers. Decent music is at your doorstep, granted there are still a bunch of unsocialites roaming the street, but you'll be pushed to find somewhere that doesn't have the odd bloke trying to smash a glass in your face.