Advertising..

As I'm pondering on my lazy day, the telly blares out advert after advert that usually doesn't affect me whatsoever. 

Until this "Pringles advert brings you the VOTED best snack of the year"

Im sorry, what?

Who the HELL decides what the best snack of the year is? Is there some fat bloke sitting at home, filling out questionnaires with one hand and munching every flavour of Walkers with the other as part of his career? Some career. 

Fucking adverts.