Sunglasses...

So it's been a while since I've cursed the goings on in this world. Maybe it's my disgustingly happy mood lately that's cursed me with my lack of sarcasm. But fear not kiddlywinks, no matter how blissful one's life can get, there are always some things in life that should be addressed and dismissed from humanity.

Sunglasses. A fancy piece of device to protect our eyeballs from that ball of fire in the sky. Fashion comes in many forms, and so do these bad boys. From aviators to heart shape, some may say they're a necessity in life. For those morning hangovers or days at festivals were you don't give a fuck what you look like, the shaded companion will never let you down.

But there is just one tiny thing I would like to address. If the sun is shining outside in that big blue sky...then why for the love of god are you WEARING YOUR GLASSES INDOORS?

Funnily enough, you're not superman, you can't see through roofs and your eyeballs will not suffer from UV rays with a building over your head. So please, you must know if your wearing shades indoors, you look like an absolute ponce.

And don't give me any excuse of morning hangovers like I've said a few paragraphs ago. You look like a prick. Please do us all a favour, and yourself and place those shiny pretty things on top of your head before entering inside.

It's not hard, and you may even help the environment for reminding us you are not a twat.

Thank you.